three(two)

2006-03-16T02:17:00.000-08:00

here you go sook xian and fufen! i couldn't find you all at this moment of time : 16/03/06, 06 19.

cheers!

2006-01-09T05:04:00.000-08:00

saw this over the net .. thought it would be interesting to share this secret recipe of mcdonalds. there will be more to come in time if i could find others. have fun ! don't know how it like though.

BIG MAC™ Special Sauce

Ingredients:

1/4 cup KRAFT Miracle Whip
1/4 cup mayonnaise
2 Tablespoons,heaping, WISHBONE deluxe french salad dressing (the orange stuff)
1/2 Tablespoon HEINZ sweet relish
2 teaspooons, heaping, VLASIC dill pickle relish (Heinz dill relish also works)
1 teaspoon sugar
1 teaspoon dried, minced onion
1 teaspoon white vinegar
1 teaspoon ketchup
1/6 teaspoon salt

Mix everything very well in a small container. There better be no streaks! Microwave 25 seconds, and stir well again. Cover, and refrigerate at LEAST 1.5 hour before using.( to allow all of
the flavors to "meld". ) Makes nearly 1 cup...enough for about 8 Big Macs™.

Cooking your BIG MAC™

INGREDIENTS:

(this is a per sandwich recipe)

1 -regular sized sesame seed bun
1 -regular sized plain bun
2 -previously frozen regular beef patties
2 -tablespoons Big Mac sauce
2 -teaspoons reconstituted onions
1 -slice real American cheese
2 -hamburger pickle slices
1/4 Cup -shredded iceberg lettuce

Discard the crown half of the regular bun, retaining the heel. The cooking method for the Big Mac™ is basically the same as the regular burgers, only the bun toasting method is slightly
different. In the Big Mac's case you toast the bottom (heel) first. Do this along with the extra heel. (this will be your middle bun.)

Cook the two-all-beef-patties just like the regular burgers. After the bun parts are toasted, put 1 tablespoon of "Mac sauce" on each of the heels.(toasted side.) Then add 1/8 cup
shredded lettuce to each.On the true bottom bun, place one thin slice of American cheese on top of the lettuce. On the extra "heel", the middle bun, place two pickle slices on top of the
lettuce. Toast the "crown" (top) of the bun also. When the meat patties are done, place them one at a time on both prepared buns. Stack the middle bun on top of the bottom bun, and put
the crown on top.

For proper "aging", or "Q-ing", ...wrap the finished Big Mac® in a 12"x18" sheet of waxed paper as follows:

1...Center the burger, right side up, on the waxed paper. Fold the "long" ends of the paper up over the top. (It will resemble a tube with the burger in the center.)

2...Fold the two remaining ends underneath. Wrap snug, but don't squish it like the regular burgers.

3...Let sit 5-8 minutes, allowing the flavors to "meld".

4...Microwave, still wrapped, 15 seconds on high.
....Enjoy an AWESOME Big Mac® Sandwich!

2005-11-28T00:43:00.000-08:00

Slackers!

2005-11-27T20:22:00.000-08:00

a fun way to pass your boring holidays! Hint: Slackers do nothing and that includes jumping and walking around else, stress levels will go bust.

Have Fun!

HIGHSCORE TABLE

1. me!! (15400) slacked for 4 hours!

2. me!! (22600) slacked for 4 hours!

3. aaaaa ( xxxxx ) slacked for x hours!

"
7. xxxxxxxxxxxxx

sorry, i am kind of bored now

Have a Kit Kat, have a blonde joke.

2005-11-27T18:31:00.000-08:00

Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde. Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.
She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."

Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!"

Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape.

The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.

She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."

The redhead then screams, "tornado!!"

Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution.

By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.

She also says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."

The blonde shouts, "fire!!"

haha, looking for pictures to create a kit kat 'advertisment'. sighs, sorry for the lack of entries recently, busy in school doing cca replacements. =p

Pixel TV

2005-11-15T22:42:00.001-08:00

After much consideration, i have decided to come up with what i call the "Pixel TV".

Episode One (is it magic?)

Is glass a solid or semi-liquid? Can a solid pass through another solid?

pssst, also don't be mistakened, i didn't mean to put the commercial in; it's just to make the tv prog seem more realistic. but hey, the commercial is meaningful rt?

Please wait patiently for it to load, you may view it on the right under "Now Playing" or alternatively, you mayb choose to download it it via :

MIRROR 1

=> with the introduction of PixelTV , i urge you people to create 'tv clips' for this blog too!! you wouldn't want to be greeted with the same old, outdated clip right? ><

either you upload the completed clip yourslf or otherwise, send me the clip and i shall upload it myself. (max file size: 5mb)

3/2 Photo Album. =)

2005-11-10T17:55:00.000-08:00

http://pixels.myphotoalbum.com/albums.php (Catalogue)

Chalet 2005 (for downloading purpose):

http://pixels.myphotoalbum.com/view_album.php?set_albumName=album01

btw, is this nice:

drats!

2005-11-09T00:49:00.000-08:00

i stumpled upon a website that access the worth of blogs over the www and i decided to find out the value of this very blog.

this was the result:

My blog is worth $0.00.

freaking hell, that's so insulting! i was expecting at least $1. grrr.

3/2 Chalet (3,4,5,NOV 2005)

2005-11-06T04:30:00.000-08:00

i tried to create a heading for this, but it doesn't seem to work to i shall leave it out. =)

"hello! welcome to the 3/2 chalet!"

"see, this is the bedroom." (i suppose)

(Group Shot)

3rd row: Liu Kong, Cao Xingzong
2nd row: Winston Soh, Ong Guo Ping, Chan Weijie
Front row: Yip Su Jun, Wong Sook Xian, Sophiana Tang, Fufen, Chia E-ling

see, no errors right? i am better than the school's year book!

i got this pictures from sook xian then she asked my what was "noise" in photographs.

here you go sook xian,

Before

After

- Sook Xian (photographs in the chalet) , NOV 2005

- Just learnt from E-Ling that the photos (@the beach) and videos (1-6 ) are taken by Clement.

I considered using other uploader but after trying out all of them, yousendit.com proved to be way faster. However, the downloads will last only 7 days with limited downloads (rumoured to be 25 but i am not that sure), so hurry!

video link 1(3.78 MB):

http://s13.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=2FM7IIKS6KFSB30DIDXN7R9WCC

video link 2 (3.06 MB):

http://s13.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=0JD1RGZ5VX4XD2HLLA6ONCDP3U

video link 3 (19.3 MB):

http://s13.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=3NDZ1BNSJ96PM2IPTM7MVJY8GO

video link 4 (2.11 MB):

http://s17.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=0P2E2KES38BGK2Y8LJ3R819THJ

video link 5 (39.6 MB):

http://s17.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=3J4LBR8KHGWVT0N6PG9F950H8Q

video link 6 (31.0 MB):

http://s17.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=3NYMB19QWZXQT1KL9CU44MGXI8

video link 7 (By E-Ling, 4.63 MB) :

http://s17.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=0PHRHEZMIYYRJ2JM5CO3AFBU87

video link 8 (By E-Ling, 8.81 MB):

http://s17.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=101H66OPC04YM08FFZZV3MYP8M

NEW=> pillow fight video link 9 (By Sook Xian, 7.52 MB):

http://s20.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=3JPJI3Z2FUREV32T0YLL6CTL2J

I understand the file size of the video is really huge, so i prepared the sneaks. In this way, you will roughly know which you want to download and this saves time right? Thank me before you scroll further down. haha.

*video clips 1-5 will revolve around the'transformation' of Guo Ping.

* what's underneath this pile of sand? a treasure? view video 6 to find out.

* "new town beach boizz" (video 6)

* "aiyyaaa!" what's happnening? yes, only video 8-9 can tell you the answer.

* mymy! it's getting more and more violent! Whamp! BAng! POOF!

** two more photos at picture album.

F_LL _n the Bl_nks!

2005-11-02T02:48:00.000-08:00

let's play complete the game >!! Let me get the ball rolling then it's up to you creative readers to complete! Use the chatbox on the right to submit your entries, don't worry i increased the number of lines allowed to the maximum!

START

(Please write at least a paragraph)

"What on earth is that?"

With each step, she/he felt his/her heart pump faster... (CONTINUE)

Remedial (DAY 1)

2005-11-02T00:32:00.000-08:00

Duration: 0800-~~1600~~1430

Lessons for the day: MATHS, CHEMISTRY and GEOGRAPHY

don't feel like filling in the contents. Estimated posting before friday. (oops .)

"is it possible for me to grow as tall as zhe kai in split seconds?"

"hey! how do i get in?!"

Coffee Maniac!

2005-10-24T03:30:00.000-07:00

Hi everybody, this would be the 37th post for the blog.

Well, today selected 3/2 pupils went to the Temasek Polytechnic for the Engineering Week (visit http://www-eng.tp.edu.sg/emag/engrus.html for more details.) opening ceremony. The concert was awesome, great lighting, great presentation, great everything. Maybe we should learn from them? Afterwhich, was the Engineering exhibits. There was one station on "test how relaxed your mind can be"- really interesting. Then, some of them suggestted proceeding for the reception.

The gist of this entry now begins..

We had three choices for the beverages, fruit punch, tea or COFFEE. As a self-confessed coffee-lover, Zheng Han went ahead to chose the coffee. Not once, but more then 15 times! (approximate guess) Taking back about 15 cups whic he stacked nicely together while savouring the new cup of coffee at the top. The coffee really worked wonders- after the 15 cups, Zheng Han looked exact opposite compared to the previous drowsy state. Below are pictures to illustrate the whole incident.

"I am so damn freaking sleepy+drowsy, i need more caffeine!!" (scripted)

Note that the above is cup number ONE.

The typical ~~"drug-addict"~~ "Caffeine-addict"

It's just cup number TWO..

Value for money$! An EXTRA UPSIZED cuppa coffee.

surrpp. (is this allowed in scrabbles? haha, refer ST)

"I am feeling it now.. the coffee-rush." (scripted)

ta da! Transformation complete!

I would like to continue with this post.. but not the right time now- it's dinner-time.

Bye!

Jeremyism

clarify all doubts, don't assume.

bet you don't know about this.

2005-10-22T22:44:00.000-07:00

Well, at least some of you ..okay, it's me, only me.

With this current chatbox, normal html codes are permitted:

[url=http://www.demo.com]Homepage[/url] Result: Homepage
[email=me@demo.com]Email[/email] Result: Email
[b]Text[/b]
[i]Text[/i]
[u]Text[/u]
[nl] Page break
[move]Text[/move]
[move left]Text[/move]
[move right]Text[/move]
[move slide]Text[/move]
[move alternate]Text[/move]
[mark]Text[/mark]
[glow]Text[/glow]
[fly left]Text[/fly]
[fly right]Text[/fly]
[fly up]Text[/fly]
[fly down]Text[/fly]
[blink]Text[/blink]

Dodgeball 2005

2005-10-16T00:11:00.000-07:00

Dodgeball 2005, the threetwo way.

Aftermath of Chemistry Remedial

2005-10-13T02:11:00.000-07:00

- photo can be taken down all any time upon request.

Don't know what to write yet. Stay tuned.
_________________________________

Can anyone fill me in with details as to what happened during the outing to Seoul Garden after the remedial?

NOTICE:

2005-10-13T01:30:00.000-07:00

I configured the chatbox at the right with an anti-flood meausre in which readers can only post one message every 30s . So if you were wondering, why didn't your message get posted up on the board, you should have the answer to it now.

Thanks for your co-operation.

Abused "Camel"

2005-10-10T21:19:00.000-07:00

ABUSED CAMEL
Will the abused camel be able to escape from the evil claws of the 2 merchants?
________________________________________________

Brought to you by FodEx,

"We take you out of all sorts of difficult situations."

________________________________________________

Back to Abused Camel,

Cast:

Guo Ping as the Abused Camel
Winston as Merchant 1
Guan Zhong as Merchant 2

*Please click on picture to view video and that please be patient.*

"Someone, please call the SPCA!"

当我们同在一起..

2005-10-10T20:23:00.000-07:00

-As usual pixelated but after considering how much zippyvideos has enlarged it, it's reasonable i guess.

鲶怀童年....tsk.tsk. -_-"

*Please click on picture to view video and that please be patient.*
_____________________________________________________

ANNOUNCEMENT
-by winston

More details @ 3/2 forum (General Board)

hello folks, (if there is actually anyone here)

2005-10-10T18:38:00.000-07:00

AHA.

The EOY Examinations are finally over! Please allow me to publish entries that i wanted to during the EOY period.

A fire extinguisher is an absolute necessity in any home , school or office. While there's a good chance that the extinguisher will sit on the wall for years, collecting dust, it could end up saving your property and even your life.

Yes, a fire extinguisher is a must. However, on contrary to usual beliefs that the fire extinguishers are only for show and and no one actually touches them, the ones in our school are really special- they don't collect dust.

First, we had our school canteen vandalised with the white powder, then it's now our turn.

~~"jingle-bells..jingle bell.."~~

Not Christmas.

Oops, not this. It's ours.

Now people will wonder, who did this awful act? We will never know, unless a fingerprint indentification is carried out but even so, many of us actually touched the evidence, so what's the use? Then, i took pictures of all possible evidence.

EVIDENCE

1

Could this innocent-looking fire extinguisher outside our classroom between classroom 301 and 302 be the culprit? Let's take a closer look.

Obviously, the pressure meter is ZERO. Is our classroom that fire-prone?

2

Could this be left behind by the notorious extinguishermen ?

Perhaps there is only one thing we all can only do now. Wait.

NOTE TO CULPRIT:

Steps to effective fire extinguishing:

1. To use the extinguisher, you pull out the safety pin and depress the operating lever.
(very good you did this.)
2. The proper way to use the extinguisher is to aim it directly at the fuel (it's no point just targetting the classroom, problems should be solved directly with people involved) , rather than the flames themselves, and move the stream with a sweeping motion.
(pity, pity. You missed out on the most important point (in BOLD) else, you will make a great firefighter.)

中秋节快乐 !!

2005-09-17T07:02:00.000-07:00

中秋节快乐..

shock.

2005-09-17T01:41:00.000-07:00

just to clarify things.. i just editted the template by adding a little link. (see picture 1.)

Picture 1

then when i refreshed the page, all the pictures seemed to be gone. (see picture 2.)

Picture 2

which do you all see? 1 or 2? it will mean disaster if picture 2 is seen! argh!

"Are you eating my food?"

2005-09-16T05:53:00.000-07:00

Meow. Only Friskes can have your cats meowing for more.

We strive to deliver.

2005-09-16T05:23:00.000-07:00

This bottle still alive? FodEx.

有惊无险, 有惊无险. Ee Wen's bottle got safely rescued- all thanks to efficient FodEx.

(just for storage, not ready yet.)

2005-09-16T03:33:00.000-07:00

This is a preview of the next entry.

News Tabloid?

2005-09-15T03:50:00.000-07:00

- Chia E-Ling 2005
- Winston Soh 2005 (article)
Yes, you can click on the picture to get a clearer view of it.

Caption It! #002

2005-09-15T03:44:00.000-07:00

- Ong Zhe Kai 2005

Yonghui (hui-ge) : Look who's the lao da (老大) here. You or ME??!

Caption It! #001

2005-09-08T19:09:00.000-07:00

- Finally, my phone is cleared of this picture. At first, I thought it was interesting to see this in school but now it isn't the case anymore- it's inconsiderate.
eg.

"Definitely not candy to the eyes. "

So what will your caption be? Write it in your comments.

Logo Problem

2005-09-08T19:03:00.000-07:00

Logo 3:

(editted version)

- Winston 2005

Attn: To all Readers

2005-09-08T03:52:00.000-07:00

06/09/2005

I was rudely thrown into a conversation with 2 classmates and somehow a heated argument surfaced.

07/09/2005

Dear Readers, there's currently some minor disputes with two fellow classmates who decided that they should take over the 3/2 blog and forum. One of them also told me that it's best that at least I give up the rights for the forum or else I am in for some deep problem. I took that really seriously as a threat and would NEVER budge.

As a result no posts would be posted until the matter is settled.

08/09/2005

This should be shown to all readers as well:

I found this in my mail today. I didn't request for any information on my account. So it's pretty clear that someone tried to fish the password and i believe this will be most likely the act i was threatened of, which i really hope it isn't the case. My stand for the entire problem was that no RUDE and PETTY members should govern the blog and forum as this concerns the entire class dignity and reputation. oh please.. let this be the act of other classes. this is so embarrassing.
So if any of you all sense any major changes to this blog, please inform me immediately at 81311213 or jeremy90@gmail.com . although i may be quite forgetful at times, i am definitely sure that i wasn't online at 6.39pm ;or at least in my blogger account.

Forum

2005-08-31T00:23:00.000-07:00

~~http://threetwopixels.proboards59.com/index.cgi~~ (not up to standard interface)

Changed To http://threetwopixels.6.forumer.com

Come join in the fun! tsk.tsk.

Video Links

2005-08-30T06:47:00.000-07:00

Here's the link/s:

http://files.filefront.com/Huhu_Musical/;3994597;;/fileinfo.html
- Clement 2005

(more to be added)

-as requested by clement

NOTICE

Congratulations to Clement being 3/2 forum's first
Global Moderator.

Funny Pictures (add)

2005-08-30T06:01:00.000-07:00

Classic bananaman+rossi .

The undisputed superheroes of this century!

Funny Pictures Section.

Proudly brought to you by Sam Ung, making lifes easier..for you and i. LOL.

And welcome back to bananaman+rossi.

-Anonymous 2005
-bananaman, sacrificing himself in an attempt to save his friend "you tiao" from the scorching pot of oil.

-Anonymous 2005
-Presenting.. bananaman as scholarly young man.

-Anonymous 2005

- Rossi saves the day again!

"Is this rossi??"

It was really crowded at the Students Corner today. Can't help but wrote this down. Really can't tolerate the crowd. They tore down the notice for the camp groupings and i didn't get any chance to look at it closely!! In the end i squirmed out of the crowd looking as if i just got into a tornado. Grrr.

- before the crowd rushed in completely

BYE!

Logo Problem

2005-08-30T05:43:00.000-07:00

Entry 2:

-Gavin 2005

- just as i convinced myself that 3/2 lacked some creativity, caveman proved me really wrong. This is what i call 有水准. 不错! 不错!

Applause!

Recruting!!

2005-08-29T02:10:00.000-07:00

Recruiting (URGENT!!):

Dedicated, trustworthy members..

1) Needed in setting up forum @ http://threetwopixels.proboards59.com/ as moderators. (design, organise etc.)

(Moderators are further classified to enable different admin powers.)

Vacancies: As many as possible. (up to 5)

2) -REMOVED- ( not feasible as i assume no one is interested in adding new posts )

Interested Members please state your response in the comments. THANKS.

Finally, a school tie!

2005-08-29T00:56:00.000-07:00

We finally have our own school tie!

I went to purchase one of the blue coloured tie straight after school today (29082005) and this was how it looked like:

Above: You are not seeing things. This is indeed our very own school tie.. after 88 years.

*And in case you are wondering why is there so little wordings on this blog, the answer will most probably be my laziness.

So, how to tie a tie?? For the convenience of those who are still confused on how to, i have made a search on the net and below will be a tutorial:

1) Start with the tie inside out, The wide end "W" under the narrow end "N".

2) Take wide end "W" over and under narrow end "N".

3) Pull the loop down and tighten.

4) Take wide end "W" over to the left.

5) Pull wide end "W" up, behind the loop.

6) Bring wide end "W" through the knot and gently tighten. The widest part of the tie should be on the same height as the top of your belt buckle.

Proudly brought to you by:

And now, let us portray ourselves as the smartEST-looking 302 pixels and beat other classes hands down. muhaha. 302 rules! huh? Let's see.

Below might be the funny pictures for the year.

edit:
"HUMPH!! tough luck the picture uploader is faulty..once agAIN!!"

Have a great day!

Welcome Aboard!

2005-08-29T00:40:00.000-07:00

Hello all readers.

Notice:

To instill greater participation and and sense of belonging in this 3/2 blog, i have decided that if anyone wants to have his/her entry in this blog, the person can feel free to send it to jeremy90@gmail.com. Please refrain from bad languages as i believe there are non-302 folks out here. As if whether i should release the password for this blog, i feel that it's pretty not possible after much consideration. What if other NON-302 people vandalise it?? It will be such an insult to us. I will try to get the 302 Forum/discussion board (whatever it's called) up as soon as possible. Till then, maybe entries could be posted directly there.

With this, i announce that i will be on an indefinite holiday until further notice after the next post.

Recruiting (URGENT!!):

Dedicated, trustworthy members..
1) Needed in setting up forum @ http://threetwopixels.proboards59.com/ as moderators. (design, organise etc.) Vacancies: As many as possible.
2) -REMOVED- ( not feasible as i assume no one is interested in adding new posts )

Interested Members please state your response in the comments. THANKS.

Who's smarter? (from one of the blogs i went to)

2005-08-20T00:03:00.000-07:00

Three Wishes

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!"

The woman said, "That's okay."

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to". The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me."So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you. " The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine." So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.

Male Readers Continue Scrolling Down.

any more female readers??

still here? hope not.

The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!!

Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really smart.Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show

PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!

Chemistry?

2005-08-19T22:33:00.000-07:00

3.2 Megapixels?

2005-08-19T18:41:00.000-07:00

aha! no captions, no words no everything for the month of End August-Sept!!

Kitty, Oh Kitty!

2005-08-19T18:20:00.000-07:00

Logo Problem

2005-08-12T20:10:00.000-07:00

ENTRY 1:

- Doesn't look promising, does it?

Please send in your entries!!

Official Release

2005-08-12T20:03:00.000-07:00

I have to design a new logo for this blog. please give some ideas or better still submit entries on how the logo should look like. (this will certainly speed up the release date.) aww.. the radio blog (didn't know it's also termed as podcast) thing is too complicated for me to understand- will shelf that for the time being.

#add Bumper Issue (3)

2005-08-12T19:33:00.000-07:00

fUnNY pICtUREs!

Guess Who?

Ans: ____________(write it in your comments!)

(Top)
Left: Winston was so influenced by Mr. Chia that he decided to give it a try in reforming Eee Wen, the "delinquent".
Right: Now, you get it? (you have to read the previous post before this)

(Bottom)
Left: This picture isn't really suitable to be placed here as it's a real serious matter but i put it up anyway.
(This picture can be removed upon request)
Right: The princess with sovereignty over her people (pixels).
(This picture can too be removed upon request)

- Ee Wen 2005 (picture)
- Ms. Lim in her previous life? Maybe.
-(will be removed upon request)

- self -explanatory. lol. nah, it's time to say bye bye!!

End+

((On the first day God created the cow. God said, "You must go to the field
with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give
milk
to support the farmer. I will give you a life span of sixty years." The
cow
said, "That's a kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty
years. Let me
have twenty years and I'll give back the other forty." And God
agreed.

On the second day, God created the dog. God said, "Sit all
day by the door
of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past.
I will give you a
life span of twenty years." The dog said, "That's too long
to be barking. Give
me ten years and I'll give back the other ten." So God
agreed (sigh).

On the third day God created the monkey. God said,
"Entertain people, do
monkey tricks, make them laugh. I'll give you a twenty
year life span." Monkey
said, "How boring, monkey tricks for twenty years? I
don't think so. Dog gave
you back ten, so that's what I'll do too, okay?"
And God agreed again.

On the fourth day God created man. God said,
"Eat, sleep, play, have s*x
and enjoy. Do nothing, just enjoy, enjoy.
I'll give you twenty years." Man
said, "What? Only twenty years? No way man.
Tell you what. I'll take my twenty,
and the forty cow gave back, and the ten
dog gave back, and the ten monkey gave
back. That makes eighty, okay?"
"Okay," said God. "You've got a deal."

So that is why for the
first twenty years we eat, sleep, play, have s*x,
enjoy, and do nothing; for
the next forty years we slave in the sun to support
our family; for the next
ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain our
grandchildren; and for the
last ten years we sit in front of the house and bark
at everybody. ))

# Bumper Issue (2)

2005-08-12T03:33:00.000-07:00

faulty blogspot!!! will post the funny pictures++ another time. sorry!!

# Bumper Issue

2005-08-12T02:44:00.000-07:00

Week before common test!

It's here when i least expected it to. Mrs. B. Lim summoned all the 36 'pixels' down to the General Office for a morning interrogation.

It was like that, our PE teacher wasn't in school yesterday (11.08.2005) but we continued with the free play. This triggered some explosives in Mrs. B.Lim. She was fuming mad. Why? We got ourselves 2 charges-

1. Truancy - noun [U]

~~The act or condition of being absent without permission.~~
(wrong!- so most of themthought. Fine with me.)

The act or condition of being present without permission.

2. Defiance - noun [U]

~~The act or an example of defying; bold resistance to an opposing force or authority.~~
(well, dictionaries today hasn't really much use, are they? Ditto, with reference to above.)

The act or an example of defying; bold resistance to an inexistent opposing force or authority.

After much discussion without any desired results, the interrogation was adjorned to a later time during recess. This time, i managed to get a few shots:

-This two shots wasn't really well taken. Blame it on my poor photography skills okay?!

Well then, Zheng Han who was beside me all the while, gave me ideas for a suitable hiding place for me to take the pictures. I have the makings of a PI (Private Investigator)! Ha. Ha. :

- it's nicer and brighter!

#2

Later the day after lunch, we had Chemistry. Ms. Lim ( a.ka. Princess Vonne) displayed her flair for drawing with her masterpiece titled F.L.A.S.K :

-Ee Wen 2005

Scenario:

Zhe Kai was really very upset when Mrs. Lee (Fishball) started teaching class 3/2. He hated her to the core! He wanted her dead! With so much hatred overwhelming him, he started hallucinating. He mistook Ms. Lim for Mrs. Lee. the princess was left vulnerable when her guards went for their "3/2 出去走走 " break.

-Ouch! (Ee Wen 2005)
-Zhe kai: aaiiyaa!!! I want your life!

#4

We had Maths remedial after school. This was how the classroom looked like at the end of the day:

-What a mess! (psst. the OHP doesn't look right too.)

#5

After school, Dylan, Ee Ling, Ee Wen, Wei Jie, Winston, Yu Fei, Zheng Han and i went to the computer lab to explore the infamous www.xstellax.blogspot.com . Yes, she installed a "password" on her blog.

- ZH and YF totally engrossed and mesmerised

-yes, this is her. But don't be silly, she don't look 'spirallical' but this could possibly be images in YF's and ZH's head.
( you will understand when you view the funny pictures. suspense.. haha.)

Well, i really do pity her.. to some certain extent.

End

(( The daughter had not been to the house for over 5 years. Upon her return,her father cussed her out: " Where have you been all this time, you ingrate! Why didn't you write us, not even a line to let us know how you were doing? Why didn't you call? You little tramp! Don't you know what you put your Mom through??!!" The girl, crying: "Sniff, sniff... Dad... I became a prostitute..." "WHAT? Out of here, you shameless harlot, sinner, you're a disgrace to this family - I don't ever want to see you again!" "OK, Dad - as you wish. I just came back to give Mom this fur coat and title to a mansion, a savings account certificate of $5 million for my little brother, and for you, Daddy, this gold Rolex, the spanking new BMW that's parked outside and a lifetime membership to the Country Club... an invitation for you all to spend New Years' Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera, and .. "Now what was it you said you had become?" Girl, crying again: Sniff, sniff "A prostitute Dad!" ... Sniff, sniff . "Oh! Gee - you scared me half to death, girl! I thought you said "a Protestant". Come here and give your old man a hug!" ))

Male? Female?

2005-08-11T01:08:00.000-07:00

A lot of fuss is created when Mrs. Lim (Toh Yeng Yen)- is it spelt this way? brought up a topic of 1s and 0s. She was telling us how she was mistakenly recognised as a butch and how the people in the camp label the different sexes.

- males on the left, females on the right. erm wait, then the middle?

Displaying certain level of curiosity, Yxxx Xxx decided that he should have a closer look at what was written on the board. And so, he went. Stay tuned for the funny pictures as you scroll down the page.

- Mr. X, a typical 'Singaporean'

There isn't really much to narrate today and i am retiring early below will be the funny pictures section. Hope you enjoyed them! (not really much of scrolling right? haha.)

- By Me! (please pardon my lousy editing, Sook Xian is not in today)

Left: Ms. Smile Face scribbling something on a piece of supposed love letter. To whom? Only she knows best.
Right: Yxxx Xxx seeking confirmation of his identity from 2 sources.

Crazy Day

2005-08-05T18:37:00.000-07:00

It's yet another day with so many free periods- we had our phototaking session and we managed to pon Maths lesson!! Free from Mr. Chia's EVIL claws!

The day started off quite tragically, with us having to break our "Jian Chi" policy.

We were sabotaged by Yang Yi, who made a shocking announcement- "The whole of 3/2 please stand up".

"YY! The Traitor" (haha, no offense)

This was what he got in return:

"Yang Yi the
Traitor! Act Macho (G/Say!)
Talk when gays have no right to talk
??? of the most disgrateful kind
3/2 '05 HATES yang yi!" (direct translation)

We had lots of graffiti on the board, until MS CHNG destroyed them all! I didn't even have a chance to take any shots of it!

As the topic of the day was clearly displayed when Darren a.ka. Cutie Pie acted so gayly:

Oral? Guo Ping and Darren.

I know it's hard on you readers having to bear with the torment of watching Mr. Darren for a consecutive two posts. But talking which, Darren is indeed the news topper "3/2 celebrity".

Ahh yes, Zheng Han also had his pinky painted with PINK nail varnish-yikes! haha:

Zheng Han striking a pose.

I am really apologetic for not being able to post the PINK pinkie shot- i reformatted my phone and poof! All my photos were gone! Not that i didn't do a backup, but i backed the wrong things up!! Argh! Tough luck. This probably explains why i didn't post for a long time.

With that i will end my post with so funny pictures for all to enjoy!

- Sook Xian 2005

Left: Yanru replacing balancing pots with a biology textbook on her head.
Right: Fufen and Sook Xian.

302 Musical Summary*

2005-07-29T00:59:00.000-07:00

Enjoy The Pictures!

( Proudly Taken By Wong Sook Xian! )

Note: The pictures might appear pixelated due to over zooming.

End.

BACKSTAGE SPECIALS!

(yes, it's by me! yay!)

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